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Spirits · United Kingdom

The Macallan

A Scotch one collects, and drinks only for show.

We shall show you to the brand’s official website. From there, sir, you are on your own.

Category
Spirits
Origin
United Kingdom
Founded
1824
Vanity level
👑👑👑👑 Fit for a duke
Price
One doesn’t ask

The Macallan breaks auction records as regularly as other people get paid. Some bottles are worth more than the distillery they came from, so nobody ever opens them.

Saving is a hobby for people with no imagination.

“Not everything has to make sense. It just has to make an impression.”

Since you’re spending anyway, perhaps also…

If you have to ask…Vanity level: 5 out of 5

Louis XIII

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France · since 1874

Fit for a dukeVanity level: 4 out of 5

Krug

Champagne for those who find Dom Pérignon a bit everyday.

France · since 1843

Worthy of a coat of armsVanity level: 3 out of 5

Dom Pérignon

Champagne opened with a sabre, because corkscrews are for the bourgeoisie.

France · since 1921