If you have to ask…Vanity level: 5 out of 5
Louis XIII
A cognac that ages for a century. You have less time, so do drink up.
France · since 1874
Spirits
Water is for washing one’s hands. Champagne is for washing away the problems one doesn’t have anyway.
Fit for a dukeVanity level: 4 out of 5
Krug
Champagne for those who find Dom Pérignon a bit everyday.
France · since 1843
Fit for a dukeVanity level: 4 out of 5
The Macallan
A Scotch one collects, and drinks only for show.
United Kingdom · since 1824
Worthy of a coat of armsVanity level: 3 out of 5
Dom Pérignon
Champagne opened with a sabre, because corkscrews are for the bourgeoisie.
France · since 1921
“A gentleman never buys cheap. He buys properly.”